[Uri’el-2012]

POTUS Valerie Jarrett

Zero is "Chance the Gardener" AKA RoTOTUS

[One Name]

Here all the time I thought he was voting “absent”, rather than “present”.

I never would have suspected he actually needed more time away; he has been away and out the loop more than any chief executive I recall.

He surfaces frequently to run his head ad nauseum, but seldom in an actual presidential setting.

[Catsrus]

Truth be known, she is running the country anyway. She’s probably the one who gave the “stand down” orders.