[smoothsailing]

“When I count to 5, open your eyes and your super powers will have returned.”

Hat Tip to Michelle Obama's Mirror

[Paladin2]

Yet more satire.

Zer0 already has an empty office chair.

[basil]

After Jan.20, he’ll hardly ever be there, if this election comes out right....

[Henry Hnyellar]

“Everybody develops their, you know, their confidence,”

Spoken like a dummy. You know. No I don’t know. Apparently, neither does she.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Valerie: "C'mon, give me your poopy face.. Thaaat's it.."

[goodnesswins]

We are doing EVERYTHING we can to MAKE SURE he is NEVER in DC again!!!!

[newheart]

Because I told him to. You got a problem with that?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

I thought Obama was moving the capital to Chicago.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

I thought Obama was moving the capital to Chicago.

[Dr.Deth]

Obama to Change Washington by Spending More Time Away

If there's one thing Barky is good at, it's spending.

[cookcounty]

Obama’s Rasputin.

[vette6387]

Yeah, that’s the ticket! He can “hook up with OJ Simpson” at every golf course in the world and look for Nicole’s “real” killer! Oh, I forgot, FUBO will have to search on his own, OJ is in the Nevada Penitentiary for the rest of his life! God Bless Nevada for doing what the idiots in SoCal couldn’t.

[hosepipe]

This evil witch rides an Asswipe 2000 broom....
and deserves the stink eye..

[Hardraade]

Oh goody. Valerie got a new golf course built in Tehran?

[MasterGunner01]

I agree with Valerie Jarrett. Barry makes his concession speech and on the morning of November 7th goes on vacation to Kenya and Indonesia until he returns (or not) for the inauguration of President Romney on January 20, 2013.

[mirkwood]

[uglybiker]

Jarrett: Obama to Change Washington by Spending More Time Away

At least now it's accurate.