Posted on 10/26/2012 5:28:14 AM PDT by SJackson
THE SCENE: An abortion clinic in a medium-sized city. THE PLAYERS: The clinic administrator, a pregnant woman and the clinic doctor.
ADMINISTRATOR: Welcome to Planned Non-Parenthood, Mrs. Dummer, how can we help you?
CLIENT: I read about the trendy, new gender-based abortions, which started in China. I wonder if you make them available here? I understand that they are a bit controversial.
ADMINISTRATOR: Yes, we do provide them. We dont let morals, ethics, human decency or any other such outmoded considerations stand in the way of profit. Why, are you pregnant?
CLIENT: Yes, I just got the report from my doctor. I am nine weeks pregnant.
ADMINISTRATOR:: Congratulations are in order, I suppose at least for now. Have you consulted with your husband about this?
CLIENT: No, I havent seen him in eleven weeks. Hes an engineer with a firm that is cutting down all the trees in the Brazilian rain forest. They will be used to build Donald Trumps next summer home.
ADMINISTRATOR: Eleven weeks? Then its not his baby.
CLIENT: No, but close enough. By the time the baby arrives, the timing will be blurred.
ADMINISTRATOR: Ah, then you want the baby. We are very busy here. We have no time for mothers who want their babies.
CLIENT: I am not sure that I want the baby. Thats why I am here. There is one circumstance under which I would want the baby aborted.
ADMINISTRATOR: Go on.
CLIENT: I have been watching a lot of reality shows. Everybody in my circle is hooked on them. I have learned a lot from them about all the new sexes that are rising up in our society.
ADMINISTRATOR: How do you mean all. There still are only two, as far as I know.
CLIENT: Oh, no, you should see some of the people who appear on these shows. There was one person there who had a mans name, but he didnt behave at all like a man, but when I studied him for a while, I couldnt say that he was a woman either. So he must belong to one of the new sexes.
ADMINISTRATOR: Can we finesse that point, and have you just tell me what you want?
CLIENT: I consider myself open-minded, and would be proud to have a child from most of the eight sexes, or however many there are. But there is one that I would prefer to abort, if I can get advance warning.
ADMINISTRATOR: And that is?
CLIENT: I wouldnt want to have a boy who wishes he was a girl, and who would get a sex-change operation, and then become a Lesbian. That is too complicated for my simple mind, and it doesnt even make sense. If he remained a man, he and his female partners wouldnt have to waste money on sex toys. I feel within my rights to request an abortion in such a case, because President Obama has not come out against it, although I dont know for sure whether he has evolved into feeling comfortable about it.
ADMINISTRATOR: All right, get up on the table and I will ask the doctor to come in.
(Doctor enters.)
ADMINISTRATOR: Doctor, this lady would like us to perform an abortion on her only if the child in her womb is a boy who will want to have a sex-change operation and then become a Lesbian.
DOCTOR: (whispering) How the BLEEP am I supposed to know that?
ADMINISTRATOR: (whispering) Just scope her out, and Ill do the talking.
(The doctor does whatever he is supposed to do.)
ADMINISTRATOR: Let me look at the screen. My goodness! This is an incredible coincidence. Mrs. Dummer, you have in there a baby boy who is going to want a sex change, and then pursue life as a Lesbian.
(The doctor makes a gagging sound.)
CLIENT: How can you tell?
ADMINISTRATOR: How can I tell, you ask? Look at the screen yourself.
(Mrs. Dummer looks at the screen, but seems nonplussed.)
CLIENT: I cant tell anything from the screen. I dont even know how to tell that its a boy.
ADMINISTRATOR: Well, it is. We are professionals here.
CLIENT: But what about the Lesbian thing?
ADMINISTRATOR: Look carefully, cant you see that he is reading a miniature copy of Sapphos poetry?
CLIENT: No. How would such a thing get in there? Oh, wait, I think I know.
ADMINISTRATOR: You do??? How?
CLIENT: Id rather not say.
ADMINISTRATOR: We can schedule you for an abortion a week from today.
CLIENT: Fine.
ADMINISTRATOR: A special case like this will cost extra, Im afraid.
CLIENT: Thats OK. I am covered by Obamacare. They are very lenient. (She leaves.)
DOCTOR: Mildred, how could you do such a thing?
ADMINISTRATOR: Listen, Doc, you like getting paid big bucks for killing babies, no? How much do you think you could make saving lives? Fuggedaboddit!
Thanks for posting this while almost everyone else is into the horse race.
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