I had a little fun one time by calling Planned Parenthood and asking them if they did family planning. “Oh, yes!” they said.
I then told them that my wife and I were planning on having ten children, and asked them if they had a plan for that. The woman was dumbfounded and responded in the negative.
I kept dropping the number to see if they had any plans, until I finally asked, “If you don’t help people plan families, then what do you do?” That was followed by a litany of birth control and abortion statements, to which I replied, “So, what you are telling me is that you don’t do family planning, you do planning for not having a family??”
It was really an amusing conversation. I recommend it to everyone wanting to have a litttle fun.
They do “Family avoidance”.
Have you seen the 1950 movie version of Cheaper by the Dozen? In that film, the father was visited by some women from Planned Parenthood who had heard he had a large living room and wondered if he might use it for a meeting place. The father responded by signaling his children to take their places on the stairs, and when the visitors asked whether all those children were his, he answered in the affirmative, whereupon the women beat a hasty departure.