[Norm Lenhart]

But don’t you see comrade? The child labor you took part in was in service of evil capitalist swine that exploited your working capital to benefit the evil capital-industrialists, not the people!

The child must NEVER labor for anyone but the people (or the DNC)! It is after-all, a glorious paradise in which his labor will bring to fruition. Should he selfishly labor for himself or his wrong-thinking capitalist family, do the people benefit? I think NOT!

Get your mind right comrade!

Yours Truly,
Comrade Normshavik Len(nin)hart
(Hero of the People!)

;)

[count-your-change]

The swine we had didn't know they were capitalists and they made good ham and bacon even if they were.

And evil...they sure were. We could see it their eyes telling us that if we fell down in the lot it was all over. Don't let’em fool you with “oink, oink” business, they know what's coming. Animal Farm and such, you know.