“Thank you, hoplophobic bitch who asked the question!”
Cool! I just learned a new word! And am rehearsing how to use it, too. Like, should a medical profession interrogate me about whether I have any firearms in my house, instead of telling them to go fuch themselves, I can say, “With a question like that, sounds to me like you must be seriously hoplophobic. You might want to see a professional about that.”
If you want to see the medical professional go white as a sheet, tell them that the office malpractice carrier might be interested in the boundary violation that they are in the midst of committing.
Get them to STFU right away. Boundary violations are, you see, people giving advice or practicing in areas in which they aren’t licensed...which means that if they get sued as a result, the malpractice coverage never kicks in and they are PERSONALLY liable. Since medical professionals aren’t licensed home safety or firearms experts, they are committing said boundary violation.