That’s right! We should shut down The Onion immmediately!
Apparently they forgot the /s tag.
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For next Onion: First Amendment to be Amended.
A constitutional convention has been convened to consider a proposed amendment to the Bill of Rights, the first amendment of which will now read: “Congress shall make no law abridging freedom of the press, freedom of artistic expression, or freedom of speech, except to prevent anyone inclined to do violence from getting pi@#$ed off, and may now make laws respecting an establishment of religion if said religion makes its adherents inclined to commit violence.” It will be known as the Blue Suede Shoes amendment. Moslems the world over rioted in outrage at the convening of this convention.