ah, just saw that his name is Babar. Even cute little elephants are trying to terrorize us.
Babar got chummy with some Algerians, and had Cat Stevens perform at his golden anniversary. Now he’s committed to global jihad, and General Cornelius is fit to be tied. In fact he is tied up at the moment, and the house in which he’s tied is on fire. His wife Celeste wished to make a public protest against this subversion the the pachedermal monarchy, which has always been Roman Catholic, but her face is too bruised to appear on TV.