Doctor, in your medical opinion do you think after all the saucey festiveness that u could have inserted a soccer ball up his *ss, or just a softball..?
Did he endure an entire phalanx of buttock-crazed Salafists, or just, say, a score..?
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I might have asked that question a little more subtly, but thta is also my question, Was he or was he not sodomised.