Concerning Eastwood’s speech, the line “it was painful to watch” is an excellent marker to identify prissy white males with their panties in a wad.
Clint Eastwood was better than I could ever have imagined. I went to bed laughing and I woke up laughing.
It was a brilliant routine. The chair was pefect. Clint conjured up a hologram of a vile, tiny, diminished Illegal in the chair and proceeded to slice and dice him ten ways to heaven. It was like the comedian's routine with the dead terrorist dummy, except Clint didn't even need a dummy; he just created one out of thin air.