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To: NormsRevenge

I have, through judicious dietary habits, managed to keep my cholesterol level extremely low. If anyone would like to go out tonight and enjoy a steak dinner, I will be more than happy to sell you some cholesterol credits. Cash only.


13 posted on 08/29/2012 1:08:35 PM PDT by Temujinshordes (I will still offer to shave Major Hassan with Napalm shaving cream and a Bic lighter.)
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To: Temujinshordes
See #12. The manufacture of Carbon credits is like a plastic surgeon getting 11,000 cholesterol credits for undertaking not to perform liposuction with a drinking straw.
16 posted on 08/29/2012 1:19:26 PM PDT by Vide
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