How dare he say something so insulting to Mommy’s Little Man!
THE CHOOM GUY
Obama was a Choom guy,
Puff, puff, puff.
Fried his brain,
Sure enough.
Sucking on his Nipple-weed
When things got tough,
Dumbing down his brain
To fit right in,
Getting into Politics,
Where there is no sin.
Then came the Con,
From Chi to DC,
Where incompetence can hide
AND be very PC.
Nobel Prize, and Corporate Jet,
Goes to the Choom guy,
Puff, puff, puff.