He should have known that all he had to do was break out the Blueberry Bagels!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2793468/posts
Bigfoots get a whiff of those bagels and they’ll flock to wherever you are!
Call me cynical, but I sort of get a flavor that this Bigfoot thing might not be real after all and certain people just like the watching the circus. Next thing you know we’ll find old Nessie is also unreal. And Aliens— how long until they’re at last debunked? I hear tell you abduct them for kicks, and I want to believe you, but I need proof because I’m losing faith here.