He is simply, the most interesting man in his mind.
Give the guy a Dos Equis, he's earned it.
Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it will be before he drops the “Hussein Obama jr” from his name and becomes simply-
OBAMA!
I'm concerned we don't have enough time to get a suitble famous artist on board to design to design a new Obama symbol so he can transcend the metaphysicl limitions of the writen word, exit the mortal plane of existence and self actualize as “the former President, formerly known as BARAK!”
“It is very rare I come to an event where I’m like the fifth or sixth most interesting person. Usually the folks want to take a picture with me, sit next to me, talk to me. That has not been the case at this event and I completely understand.”
"Whales hunt me to use my teeth for scrimshaw."
"Stay in poverty, my friends!"