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I have a lawnmower that I'd love to loan them ... and I don't live all that far away!

1 posted on 08/22/2012 12:06:03 PM PDT by Zakeet
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Just suffocate him with bacon and get it over with.


2 posted on 08/22/2012 12:09:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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About damn time!

Now get on with it - I'll bring the rope!

3 posted on 08/22/2012 12:10:26 PM PDT by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party of No! Nobama, No Way, No How!)
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I have an old dull straight razor I’d loan them to dry shave him with.


4 posted on 08/22/2012 12:11:01 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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He looks like the Colin Farrel character in “Horrible Bosses!”


5 posted on 08/22/2012 12:13:03 PM PDT by jimmyo57
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I’d be willing to bet he has a padded allah rug, a koran and everything else a muzscum needs to bow to his child rapist moHamamadman.


6 posted on 08/22/2012 12:19:52 PM PDT by soycd
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Wasn’t he in the military when he committed the crime, and the crime was committed on a military base?

Isn’t this a military trial (and if not, why not)?

When you join the military you give up certain rights, like the right to wear a beard at your military trial for murder.


8 posted on 08/22/2012 12:28:49 PM PDT by Brookhaven (Freedom--tastes like chicken)
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This is a military court, right? Seems like they wouldn’t be spooked by a beard.

Try the bearded basturd already and quit messin. If he is guilty, execute his bearded butt.

What the hail is the argument about? Be done with it already.


10 posted on 08/22/2012 12:29:28 PM PDT by Adder (Da bro has GOT to go!)
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Since when did the length of a beard delay justice in the United States? More likely army investigators found some very inconvenient facts when searching this 35 year old unmarried man’s computer and apartment It simply will not do for our new gay friendly military to have an open trial before the election.


12 posted on 08/22/2012 12:32:40 PM PDT by allendale
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“I have a lawnmower that I'd love to loan them ... and I don't live all that far away!”

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I worked for awhile at an old school redline brig in Norfolk, Va. We hand a few that were AWOL and running with the antiwar crowd that didn't feel like shaving, Big mistake, they were clean shaved when we got done. ;^).

14 posted on 08/22/2012 12:37:03 PM PDT by mongo141 (Revolution ver. 2.0, just a matter of when, not a matter of if!)
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I have a lawnmower that I'd love to loan them ... and I don't live all that far away!

Nah, a weedwhacker will do

15 posted on 08/22/2012 12:37:11 PM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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Hooray!


16 posted on 08/22/2012 12:40:35 PM PDT by Perkalong
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Keep the blades dull. It will take multiple passes to get it scaled down to the skin.


17 posted on 08/22/2012 12:45:56 PM PDT by toolman1401
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Just try him with his beard and add a few extra years to his death penalty for being out of uniform.
19 posted on 08/22/2012 12:57:37 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Recycled Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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Shave this POS convict him and stand him against a wall and fire..............


22 posted on 08/22/2012 1:06:17 PM PDT by SECURE AMERICA (Where can I sign up for the New American Revolution and the Crusades 2012?)
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He “served” without a beard for a lot of years and made no demand to grow one. “F” him!


23 posted on 08/22/2012 1:10:07 PM PDT by WellyP (question!)
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Since he did what he did on a base, he should have died in a hail of gunfire before getting off the first round and certainly before the second.

But why would our military carry weapons?

And why is cutting the soon to be dead man's beard even an issue? Why is he still breathing? That's the real issue.

Take care of that and the beard problem is solved.

24 posted on 08/22/2012 1:11:32 PM PDT by GBA
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OK butthead here is your choice either your beard goes or your gonads do. We are waiting.
25 posted on 08/22/2012 1:14:01 PM PDT by oldenuff2no
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I vote for the Weed Whacker. With a spool full of speedometer cable.


26 posted on 08/22/2012 1:15:03 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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Introduce him to new blankets and clothes heavily populated with a thousand NITS!


27 posted on 08/22/2012 1:24:32 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Recall/ Impeachment Day, November 6, 2012. FUBO, same for RINOs)
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Am I the only one who can’t understand Angela’s article? To paraphrase: Military attorneys say this and that and now that the judge has responded, the appeals court can make a decision. What does that mean? Responded to what? To the attorneys? Why would a judge respond to attorneys? Attorneys respond to judges. Can’t she just differentiate which judge of which court, responded to what, by saying what. If attroneys responded to something they did so on behalf of someone. Who? What? Why? When? Where? Come on, Angela.


28 posted on 08/22/2012 1:26:33 PM PDT by Marylander (Offendiphobia)
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