[Balding_Eagle]

It’s state law here in CO, all rainwater belongs to the state.

Includes the water in a bucket under a downspout, or even just left out in the rain.

[Covenantor]

It's state law here in CO, all rainwater belongs to the state.

Colorado state Police finally apprehended Duke, the notorious rainwater thief.

Despite repeated sightings of Duke blatantly frolicking in recent heavy rains Duke has eluded capture taking his rain soaked coat God knows where.

Under state law as a repeat offender Duke faces the possibility of a death sentence being handed down.

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In other news Colorado Law Enforcement revealed that the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey still remains at large.