Skip to comments.Minnesota Man Fights for His Life in Brutal Deer Attack, Shoots Crazed Buck
Posted on 08/11/2012 7:56:28 AM PDT by marktwain
Guns have two main purposes: self-defense and entertainment such as hunting and shooting competitions. You dont typically see a lot of overlap between the worlds of self-defense and hunting. Youd probably get arrested if you tried to carry your shotgun or hunting rifle around town so that you could use it for self-protection, and bringing your compact pistol out into the woods for a day of hunting is a little bit silly.
In rare cases, however, the worlds of hunting and self-defense clash with bruising force. Such was the case in Fertile, Minnesota, where 66-year-old Mark Christianson had a close encounter with a wild buck.
It all started two days before the incident, Grand Forks Herald reports. Christianson was near his shed when he spotted a male deer. Christianson recalled, He was 8 feet away, and instead of being scared he came right up to me. I went inside, and he stuck his nose right up against the window. Then he banged his antlers against the wall.
Christianson tried to retreat back his house but the deer followed. Christian dove into a 1992 Bonneville that he kept in his yard and waited for the deer to wander off.
That was odd encounter, certainly, but it wasn't something that was worth worrying over. Deer are a fairly common sight on Christiansons property, so he and his wife brushed it off as nothing. We sometimes have 17 or 18 deer in the yard here, Christiansons 65-year-old wife, Judy, said, but we have a hard time getting a picture. You open the door a little and phfft theyre gone. Theyre usually so sensitive."
But that wasn't the last they would see of this pugnacious deer. The next day, Judy went out to hang clothes and saw the buck feasting on their crabapple tree.
The third day was when the antlers hit the fan, so to speak.
The Eternal Struggle of Man vs. Nature
Christianson went out to spray his soybeans when he had another encounter with the deer -- thiis time, the deer meant business. The deer charged at Christianson and struck him with its hooves.
Christianson described the battle, He was pummeling me, standing on his hind legs and hitting me with the front ones. He hammered me good, rapid fire, and I thought, Well, this isnt good. I wasnt winning, so I grabbed him and tackled him and we both went down on the ground.
Man, what a guy. A lot of people in that situation would probably think, I gotta get outta here! Christianson is made of tougher stuff than that his first reaction was to wrestle with it.
Mark Christianson the Deer Wrestler managed to disentangle himself and make a break for the house. He got me! He got me! he yelled to his wife.
Judy was understandably terrified and confused: Mark was dripping blood all over, and his ear looked like it had been tore off. He was shaking and trying to load bullets into his gun. I didnt know what to think.
Christianson came back for round two, but this time he was fully armed. I gut-shot him where he was, then saw he went down at the edge of the hill over there, he said, indicating a copse of nearby of oak trees. I got him a couple more times there.
A Mad Deer?
Christianson claimed that the deer sounded sick, so the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources and the Norman County Sheriffs Office shipped the deers corpse off to the University of Minnesota Veterinary Diagnostic Laboratory to give it an autopsy. They ruled out rabies and Lyme disease, but they did find a few parasites in its liver.
Blane Klemek, the wildlife supervisor, said, but its unclear whether that would explain the animals unusual behavior. Its an odd one. Deer are normally afraid of people.
You know, its possible that this deer wasnt sick at all. Maybe it was a Jeffrey Dahmer of the deer world and just wanted to beat the crap out of some humans. Well, it definitely shouldnt have picked a fight with Mark Christianson, gun owner and undefeated deer wrestling champion.
The deer has learned its lesson out of the ordeal (a little bit too late for it to matter), and so has Christianson. When asked how he would handle another aggressive animal on his property, Christianson responded, I wouldnt wait three days to get my rifle.
They are not the kind gentle creaatures that are portrayed by Disney. They are wild and will attack if they feel threatened as will any other wild animal. I was attacked by one while photographing him. I fortunately stayed behind a tree and the buck slammed into the small tree trying to hit me. His antlers literally went by my legs on both sides when he attacked. I think it knocked him a bit silly.
So I stay away from deer.
All the meek deer have been shot & eaten, leaving nothing but killer attack deer.
That’s one tough dude! But he knew what he was dealing with. You should see the idiots here on Long Island who like to feed the cute deer and their fawns on the side of the road despite the signs that warn them not to do so. They never see the big buck watching them from the bushes nearby waiting to see them make a move he doesn’t like. They do think the world is a Disney movie.
Trayvon the deer.
You got me rolling with tears.
I watched a doe chase a coyote about 300 yards down a steep hill and nearly kill it when it caught up with it in the ravine at the bottom. My guess was that it got too close to its fawn.
Crazed deer alert!
Attack cost him deerly.
(Spell check hates puns.)
This tells me a lot about the setting. Not many households have a 1992 Bonneville as a lawn ornament.
I will have to consult with humble and TOL to see if any of “our” deer have wandered off.
Until then, standard denial, “Nawt my fawlt.”
Deer with a hangover? May have been eating fermenting crabapples the day before?
Oddly enough, the game Red Dead Redemption lets you rope a deer and not get your head handed to you.
I believe animals get a necropsy, not an autopsy.
But, a very interesting post. Wild animals are not our friends.
Vicious does have stomped at least three of our cats to death, and one neighbor’s small dog. They are beautiful wild animals with emphasis on “wild”. Finally our property is fenced and deer proof but I still miss Watkins, my favorite cat.
Disney movies teach ignorance and cause violence. Better ban 'em.
Is it rutting season yet up there?
Don’t bring antlers to a gun fight.
Mine are all present and accounted for. “Nawt my fawlt.”
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