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Minnesota Man Fights for His Life in Brutal Deer Attack, Shoots Crazed Buck
guns.com ^ | 10 August, 2012 | dabneybailey

Posted on 08/11/2012 7:56:28 AM PDT by marktwain

Guns have two main purposes: self-defense and entertainment such as hunting and shooting competitions. You don’t typically see a lot of overlap between the worlds of self-defense and hunting. You’d probably get arrested if you tried to carry your shotgun or hunting rifle around town so that you could use it for self-protection, and bringing your compact pistol out into the woods for a day of hunting is a little bit silly.

In rare cases, however, the worlds of hunting and self-defense clash with bruising force. Such was the case in Fertile, Minnesota, where 66-year-old Mark Christianson had a close encounter with a wild buck.

Warning Signs

It all started two days before the incident, Grand Forks Herald reports. Christianson was near his shed when he spotted a male deer. Christianson recalled, “He was 8 feet away, and instead of being scared he came right up to me. I went inside, and he stuck his nose right up against the window. Then he banged his antlers against the wall.”

Christianson tried to retreat back his house but the deer followed. Christian dove into a 1992 Bonneville that he kept in his yard and waited for the deer to wander off.

That was odd encounter, certainly, but it wasn't something that was worth worrying over. Deer are a fairly common sight on Christianson’s property, so he and his wife brushed it off as nothing. “We sometimes have 17 or 18 deer in the yard here,” Christianson’s 65-year-old wife, Judy, said, “but we have a hard time getting a picture. You open the door a little and — phfft — they’re gone. They’re usually so sensitive."

But that wasn't the last they would see of this pugnacious deer. The next day, Judy went out to hang clothes and saw the buck feasting on their crabapple tree.

The third day was when the antlers hit the fan, so to speak.

The Eternal Struggle of Man vs. Nature

Christianson went out to spray his soybeans when he had another encounter with the deer -- thiis time, the deer meant business. The deer charged at Christianson and struck him with its hooves.

Christianson described the battle, “He was pummeling me, standing on his hind legs and hitting me with the front ones. He hammered me good, rapid fire, and I thought, ‘Well, this isn’t good.’ I wasn’t winning, so I grabbed him and tackled him and we both went down on the ground.”

Man, what a guy. A lot of people in that situation would probably think, “I gotta get outta here!” Christianson is made of tougher stuff than that – his first reaction was to wrestle with it.

Mark Christianson the Deer Wrestler managed to disentangle himself and make a break for the house. “He got me! He got me!” he yelled to his wife.

Judy was understandably terrified and confused: “Mark was dripping blood all over, and his ear looked like it had been tore off. He was shaking and trying to load bullets into his gun. I didn’t know what to think.”

Christianson came back for round two, but this time he was fully armed. “I gut-shot him where he was, then saw he went down at the edge of the hill over there,” he said, indicating a copse of nearby of oak trees. “I got him a couple more times there.”

A Mad Deer?

Christianson claimed that the deer sounded sick, so the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources and the Norman County Sheriff’s Office shipped the deer’s corpse off to the University of Minnesota Veterinary Diagnostic Laboratory to give it an autopsy. They ruled out rabies and Lyme disease, but they did find a few parasites in its liver.

Blane Klemek, the wildlife supervisor, said, “but it’s unclear whether that would explain the animals unusual behavior. It’s an odd one. Deer are normally afraid of people.”

You know, it’s possible that this deer wasn’t sick at all. Maybe it was a Jeffrey Dahmer of the deer world and just wanted to beat the crap out of some humans. Well, it definitely shouldn’t have picked a fight with Mark Christianson, gun owner and undefeated deer wrestling champion.

The deer has learned its lesson out of the ordeal (a little bit too late for it to matter), and so has Christianson. When asked how he would handle another aggressive animal on his property, Christianson responded, “I wouldn’t wait three days to get my rifle.”


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: banglist; deer; defense; mn
Too many people think wild animals are furry people from the Disney movies.
1 posted on 08/11/2012 7:56:38 AM PDT by marktwain
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To: marktwain

They are not the kind gentle creaatures that are portrayed by Disney. They are wild and will attack if they feel threatened as will any other wild animal. I was attacked by one while photographing him. I fortunately stayed behind a tree and the buck slammed into the small tree trying to hit me. His antlers literally went by my legs on both sides when he attacked. I think it knocked him a bit silly.

So I stay away from deer.


2 posted on 08/11/2012 8:03:26 AM PDT by buffaloguy
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To: marktwain

All the meek deer have been shot & eaten, leaving nothing but killer attack deer.


3 posted on 08/11/2012 8:04:16 AM PDT by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: marktwain

That’s one tough dude! But he knew what he was dealing with. You should see the idiots here on Long Island who like to feed the cute deer and their fawns on the side of the road despite the signs that warn them not to do so. They never see the big buck watching them from the bushes nearby waiting to see them make a move he doesn’t like. They do think the world is a Disney movie.


4 posted on 08/11/2012 8:13:26 AM PDT by rex regnum insanit (falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus)
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To: marktwain

Trayvon the deer.


5 posted on 08/11/2012 8:16:28 AM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: marktwain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JgtT9uKWdA


6 posted on 08/11/2012 8:16:48 AM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." --Kool-Aid)
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To: Mister Da

You got me rolling with tears.


7 posted on 08/11/2012 8:22:17 AM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslimze, my handle is a Hate Crime. Hope they don't like it.)
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To: marktwain

8 posted on 08/11/2012 8:22:51 AM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!)
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To: BufordP

I watched a doe chase a coyote about 300 yards down a steep hill and nearly kill it when it caught up with it in the ravine at the bottom. My guess was that it got too close to its fawn.


9 posted on 08/11/2012 8:23:58 AM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Darksheare

Crazed deer alert!


10 posted on 08/11/2012 8:39:06 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: SJackson

outdoors ping


11 posted on 08/11/2012 8:41:10 AM PDT by randita (Either the politicians fix our fiscal insanity, or the markets will.)
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To: marktwain

Battling RamBuck.


12 posted on 08/11/2012 9:30:19 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: marktwain

Attack cost him deerly.

(Spell check hates puns.)


13 posted on 08/11/2012 9:35:37 AM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (REPEAL WASHINGTON! -- Islam Delenda Est! -- I Want Constantinople Back. -- Rumble thee forth.)
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To: marktwain
Why we shoot deer.
14 posted on 08/11/2012 9:37:24 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: marktwain

Queer deer.


15 posted on 08/11/2012 10:16:14 AM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: marktwain
...Christianson tried to retreat back his house but the deer followed. Christian dove into a 1992 Bonneville that he kept in his yard and waited for the deer to wander off...

This tells me a lot about the setting. Not many households have a 1992 Bonneville as a lawn ornament.

16 posted on 08/11/2012 10:30:29 AM PDT by CurlyDave
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To: DJ MacWoW; humblegunner; TheOldLady

I will have to consult with humble and TOL to see if any of “our” deer have wandered off.
Until then, standard denial, “Nawt my fawlt.”


17 posted on 08/11/2012 10:32:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: marktwain

Deer with a hangover? May have been eating fermenting crabapples the day before?


18 posted on 08/11/2012 10:40:42 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Fun for women ages 21 through 35)
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To: DuncanWaring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2cWTuZ3BI

Oddly enough, the game Red Dead Redemption lets you rope a deer and not get your head handed to you.


19 posted on 08/11/2012 11:05:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: marktwain

I believe animals get a necropsy, not an autopsy.
But, a very interesting post. Wild animals are not our friends.
Thanks.


20 posted on 08/11/2012 11:21:13 AM PDT by BIV (typical white person)
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To: marktwain

Vicious does have stomped at least three of our cats to death, and one neighbor’s small dog. They are beautiful wild animals with emphasis on “wild”. Finally our property is fenced and deer proof but I still miss Watkins, my favorite cat.


21 posted on 08/11/2012 12:29:55 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: marktwain
Too many people think wild animals are furry people from the Disney movies.

Disney movies teach ignorance and cause violence. Better ban 'em.

22 posted on 08/11/2012 12:37:12 PM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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To: marktwain
Minnesota Man Fights for His Life in Brutal Deer Attack, Shoots Crazed Buck

Is it rutting season yet up there?

23 posted on 08/11/2012 12:39:43 PM PDT by MamaTexan (I am a Person as Created by the Laws of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man)
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To: marktwain

Don’t bring antlers to a gun fight.


24 posted on 08/11/2012 8:46:52 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: buffaloguy
Last week my daughter was doing her daily jog down their drive way with her dog running ahead..(her drive way is 1/3 of a mile through the woods) she hear the dog yelp and saw her running back to my daughter, hot on the dogs tail was a doe still trying to get the dog mid back....my daughter screamed at the doe and flapped her arms. The doe didn't stop until she was about 20 feet from my daughter. The doe was still huffing and it was a standoff between my daughter and the doe, after eyeballing each other the doe turned around and walked back down the drive way...her dog had a knobber on her head and that doe was bent on killing that dog who was now hiding behind my daughter....When they went out a while later, they saw that the doe had just dropped a fawn at the edge of the driveway. (its a dirt drive way and heavily wooded...she now carries a large stick with her so she at least has a change to give the deer a knobber on her head...the doe moved her baby but only about 15 feet off the driveway....Bambi's mom will kill you if she gets a change....funny now, but was scary when it happened to her... Her dog is a standard poodle that has brought up to the garage small critters its killed, but that deer scared the shi! out of that dog and my daughter...
25 posted on 08/11/2012 9:15:04 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Darksheare; DJ MacWoW; humblegunner

Mine are all present and accounted for. “Nawt my fawlt.”

Gunner?


26 posted on 08/12/2012 8:01:56 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
If you’d like to be on or off this Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.
27 posted on 08/13/2012 9:19:21 AM PDT by SJackson (I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people people die of natural causes)
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To: SJackson

Minnesota Man Fights for His Life in Brutal Deer Attack, Shoots Crazed Buck

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And here I was worried about the Zombies... Every where you turn, it’s a jungle out thar! LOL


28 posted on 08/13/2012 11:36:02 AM PDT by Ladysmith (The evil that's happening in this country is the cancer of socialism...It kills the human spirit.)
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