These things are no longer American political conventions in any real sense. They’re now Soviet-style propaganda shows. Totally scripted down to the last word spoken.
Perfectly suited to the socialists being nominated by the two parties involved.
Paid for by your tax dollars. Even the booze.
...and the hookers. Don't forget the hookers...
Yup, the Commies won the cold war. We are now the USSA.