I offer of correct kissing: A Rick... 
Ilsa kiss--
A Sean... 
Mary Kate kiss--
A Kermit... 
Miss Piggy kiss--
A Snoopy... 
Woodstock kiss--
A Taylor... 
Zira kiss--
An Andrea 
Kirk kiss--
And speaking of robot kissing, A Bender... 
Countess kiss--
We interrupt this post to bring in a Gerald... 
Bill kiss--
Gadzooks! What left-wing nut... 
put that in?
It was... 
me, Bender. I put in Presidential kissing for the children because they suffer the most in these instances!
Hey, control room? Turn off Beckel's mic... 
and kick him out the back door! With Prejudice!
My deepest apologies 
for that!
As a bonus, here is the Bender... 
Countess kiss in 3-D!
Okay, Bender, you held a gun on me to kiss Zira... 
time for me to hold it on you.
In a little while, Chuck. Come had a drink... 
or two--