No, he's a catamite bottom dredged up from the moral slums of Chicago, a pansy, a bender, a posturing former rent-boy from Man's Country. Ever pose for porn photos like your mommy, Barky boy?
That's why the Russians wouldn't shake his hand. (Bravo! Dos vedanya! At least Russians are still MEN.)
His Mommy was a Commie
And his folks were KGB.
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