[Nervous Tick]

ACTIVITIES: band, percussion ensemble, latin club making license plates, prison bitch

FUTURE: undecided federal prison

PHILOSOPHY: Life goes on Sitting down is overrated.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He looks like Jesse Pinkman.

[The Antiyuppie]

Future: NOT riding on a bicycle.

I still can’t believe that this guy cost his fellow citizens so much money. I’d really like someone just ASK him how he intends to repay it.

I’d say body parts would be a good start...