>> “having to choose between a incumbent felonious, cretinous vapid dork, and a mere vapid dork.” <<
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Romney is not just a vapid dork; he has taken a blood oath to Lucifer, and he will conduct himself accordingly. You may consider it a joke, but he does not; he wears a Lucifer approved space suit under his clothes every day.
Speaking of their demonic oaths and such, Wal-Marts in Utah and other stores are selling LDS necklaces (made by a company owned by the Osmonds) that are a downward pentacle.
http://www.latterdayshop.com/lds-jewelry/nauvoo-window-necklace/