Gee, I wonder why...
On a morning Country Music show they were talking about this poll. Someone said, “He can’t even handle the aliens from down South.”
Someone needs to create a graphic of obama bowing to a grey...
Two thirds do not which for some reason gives me hope.
Gotta be real careful dealing with aliens. Obama may not be the best choice as First Contact. For instance, among humans, in the USA making a circle with your index finger and thumb means “OK”, while to a Russian it’s a rude insult.
Bowing deeply before an alien may mean, “devour me now I am ready”.
Guess these folks don’t have anything better to do than worry about aliens from outer space.
Gee, I wonder why...
I’m more inclined to buy into the O is a Reptilian Hybrid rumor than the myth he loves the US Constitution and this nation.
And I’ll bet there’s a greater than 99% correlation between those who believe in the Obamadork and those who believe in space aliens. Hmmm, while I’m at it, I’ll even throw in believe in human caused global warming.
Same groups, same lack of any logic, and most certainly, same total non-knowledge of science.
"I guess 'put her there, pal' means something different in Martian..."
(Most think Obama can handle space aliens better)They figure he's an illegal alien himself so he should have common ground with other aliens.
Sure, he would surrender or talk, talk, talk until the aliens left earth in screaming pain!
Crank the engines Bleep-Bleep, this world is uninhabitable! Varooooom! off they go.
So when the advanced civilization comes to Obama and says... ‘You are not an advanced race of being, you slaughter your unborn in the womb rather than control your baser instincts. That is not advanced, it’s barbaric’
What will Obama’s response be?
1/3 huh? Well, that Would explain how Zero got 53% of the popular vote even After he warned us all what he was going to do when he was campaigning.
Like someone said here, in their tag-line.
You need photo ID to buy Drano but not to vote?
Obama is more likely a space alien than he is an American citizen. People may be right in thinking he could do a better job handling space aliens, but the question is what kind of handling he would do. Be wary of putting nasty, little faggots in charge of things.
In a practical sense, there just cannot be aliens zipping around in “normal space” in any sense of the word.
Just to get to the nearest star to our sun, Proxima Centauri, is 4.2 light years away. To get there in three weeks, someone would need to travel at 64 times the speed of light. The closest star that comes even theoretically close to maybe having a habitable planet is Gliese 581g, at over 20 light years away.
This means that space aliens would almost have to travel via an “alternative space”, where relative distances are much less.
Why don't 100% of Americans believe in UFOs? I do.
There are a great many Objects that are seen Flying about and they are also Unidentified.
Now, if the survey asked about alien spacecraft, then the numbers make more sense.
Most people believe in everything, just a little bit.
UFOs are absolutely, 100% real.
The rub is most of them are easily explained as hoaxes, Venus, the Moon, clouds, helium balloons, weather balloons, blimps, and other ordinary aircraft seen under unusual conditions.
Somewhere around 5% remain unexplained even when very high quality data is available. That 5%, and the publics general gullibility, fuels the mystery.
So, are they aliens? I kind of doubt it but I suppose it’s possible. More likely the true unexplained are secret military projects inadvertently exposed to the public eye.
He’s an alien from either Kenya or Uranus so he can relate.
