[riverrunner]

Guess he was lucky he wasn’t shot.

[Teflonic]

The area looks very rural, why the heck are grass requirements being enforced there anyway? She should just spread a 50lb bag of wildflower seeds over the whole front of the house and be done with it.

[Stormdog]

Jimmy is quite fortunate that his name is not preceeded by the words “the late”...

[X-spurt]

He was in hot pursuit of her dog.

[Harley]

It scared the mess out of me.’

What the hell does that mean? Did she have a bowel movement when she saw the dude?

[rlmorel]

"This is not a phony phone call. There is an intruder: male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird, in my kitchen. My, my, my name is Bueller . . . look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better. But, I'm in danger, okay? I'm very cute, I'm very alone, and I'm very protective of my body--I do not want it violated or killed, alright? I need help! Speaka de English? D*ckhead!"

[InvisibleChurch]

dont american media ever cover these type of transgressions?

[Georgia Girl 2]

Uh what happened to criminal trespass?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

He is very lucky he wasn’t shot. And it being Georgia, I would hope that woman would set up some home security devices as well as get herself a gun.

There are now lots of places in the US where you don’t even walk through somebody’s front gate without yelling a greeting. And even then, it’s better to call first.

[familyop]

"Vowell, who has been placed on administrative leave, will not face criminal charges, it has been revealed."

He's an officer of the federally funded, local government, above the law and supported by the invincible, invulnerable political/regulator class of local NIMBYs. Those falsely accusing robbers order local public officials to do anything they want to have done to anyone outside of their established class (generally, what's left of private sector citizens).

Have fun. Enjoy the slide. Bow to your socialist mistress-bosses, even though you'll never see them. They rule both political parties.

[Nifster]

What a fat pig this guy is.... not to mention dumb as a sack of rocks