[Half Vast Conspiracy]

I mean what the heck is a DRILL Sargent supposed to do?

I call BS on your story. It is spelled 'Sergeant', and the USAF calls them TI's. Anyone who has been through BMT knows this.

So, were you ever even at Lackland or did someone else sell you this pile of BS?

[X-spurt]

So just why would I give a damn what some halfwit wannabe thinks about anything?

Son, I was at Lackland before you wuz even a twinkle in yu Dad’s eye. Now run along and try to impress some crossdresser with your fakeo cage fighter BS.