[Pollster1]

Just add a pinch of phosphates to your wash powder and your clothes will be clean at low temps like they used to be (before phosphates were removed from cleaning products).

But phosphates are "bad" for the environment, and hot water is "bad" for the environment, so both options are off the table. The classic liberal solution to this problem is here: use diamonds instead, even if it costs extra.

[katnip]

But...but..but... nanodiamonds will hurt little horny toads!!