Sure, I’ve got lot’s of senile rich old lady friends who would give me $1 million because they are awed at my beautifully cut hair.
Of course the fact that I’m running for President is totaly inconsequential!
Now with Elizabeth dead, Hunter and kid doing well, maybe Edwards has time for a new career as OJ’s caddie, or maybe even getting a date with the newly fat, yet single, Casey Anthony
The truth is that there are a thousand millionaire idiots in America....who’d donate secret money to some political figure like this, and not care. Just make up a story about some hidden girlfriend, and they’d hustle cash to you or write out a check.