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To: editor-surveyor

Your posts remind me of the joke about the guy trapped in rising flood waters. A neighbor with a fishing boat stopped to pick him up, but the man refused saying he trusted the Lord to save him. As the waters rose a police boat stopped to rescue the man, but again he refused saying that he trusted the Lord. Then the water rose to the roof and a Coast Guard helicopter came to rescue the man, but still he refused saying he trusted the Lord. Then the man drowned.

When the man appeared before his Maker the man said “God, I trusted you to save me, why did you let me down?” God replied: “What do you mean let you down? I sent two boats and a helicopter!”


67 posted on 06/19/2012 8:46:29 PM PDT by oilwatcher
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To: oilwatcher

Don’t for get that its just a stupid joke, not in any way connected to reality, and it won’t trip you up too bad.

He isn’t sending any boats or helicopters; he sent us food that heals. Eat it and live.


68 posted on 06/19/2012 9:30:10 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they were.)
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