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To: neverdem

Three rules for happiness
1) never ask a shark for oral sex
2) never insult a butcher while he’s working
3) never storm a gun shop with evil intent.


12 posted on 06/07/2012 7:18:56 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (I like Obamacare because Granny signed the will and I need the cash)
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To: muir_redwoods

And a fourth: Never ask a woman her age.


58 posted on 06/07/2012 8:50:21 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: muir_redwoods

4) don’t tug on Superman’s cape
5) don’t spit into the wind
6) don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
7) Lord loves a working man
8) don’t trust whitey
9) see a doctor and get rid of it


82 posted on 06/08/2012 2:04:26 AM PDT by Rastus
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To: muir_redwoods

LOL!


110 posted on 06/09/2012 4:41:19 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (All libs & most dems think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: muir_redwoods

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrTGE4wwwA


127 posted on 06/09/2012 8:17:22 PM PDT by RipSawyer
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