Gee you sound overworked.
I'm guessing in that case your department doesn't have any cruisers hiding around ticketing drivers for going 7 MPH over the speed limit.
What the hell is wrong with these people? And how do they sleep at night? If a guy swears at you, pees on your leg and barks, maybe tazer him. Once. But, beating the **## out of a diabetic?? A real threat, hey?