About this time of year, Neal Boortz always laments that he has never been asked to give a commencement speech. He's written and delivered a couple of them over the airwaves.
He once gave a speech to a crowd of his supporters at Kennesaw State University, in the guise of what he would tell a graduating class if he had the chance. I think it was at a Fair Tax rally, but it clearly could have been at something else. That speech was replayed a week ago today on his show.
Somebody took the transcript and played a prank in an email circulating the transcript, suggesting that Boortz had delivered the speech at Texas A&M (Boortz's alma mater) and adding a bunch of details that were nonsense, including that detail about silence from the faculty section.