“inb4 the prudes bash you for the dangers of premarital sex and fornication”
Dude, I know, right!!!
What business is it of ours if someone wants to risk getting STDs, possibly ending up sterile, or passing a nasty disease on to someone else? Hey, it may even lead to cancer, but it’s totally their business.
We probably shouldn’t worry about unwanted pregnancy leading to the murder of millions of innocent lives either.
And just to show how un-prudish I am, I think we should all cheer on the behavior detailed in this article so as not to deprive middle-aged guys everywhere from living vicariously through this mega-fortunate young man and others like him.
YAY!!!!
(/sarc)
So what you're saying is that it is specifically your business. You should probably get togehter with Mayor Bloomberg and start a new task force. Just think, if you ban sex we can put an end to STDs forever!