Hawaii having been an independent Kingdom in ye olden days, this endows those claiming to have been born there with mystical powers over the finite universe, which Obama has now demonstrated to my ample satisfaction.
Chief Justice Roberts explained this all to me before I blew town. It's the Kahuna Klause of the Konstitution. This will all be made clear to you during La Presidencia of Marco Rubio, (VP Bobby Jindal). Except for vicious racism, both of these worthy gentlemen could have been potentially born in Hawaii, which ipso facto, QED, makes them Natural Born Citizens.
Me? I shall be delivering pizza in Townsville, Australia in my Holden van.
I hope you can learn the Australian language...