Get serious. I am not going to ruin my dark adapted eyes by turning on the light. NOONE has the right to be in my home in the middle of the frigging night. Expect to be shot if you are.
I hear ya. The kids are long gone. I’ll reach over to make sure the wife’s there, then it’s game on.
Course, this stumbling drunk would have had the three dogs up in arms first, but anyways......