Tell you what...you enter my house (drunk or sober) and I will shot you no questions asked. You have no right to be there. Period. End of story
I’m not arguing with your position.
But you’ve got to admit that it’s damned stupid to go to bed in a mulit-million dollar home and leave the doors unlocked!
With a shot of what? I don’t drink. Do you make virgin pina coladas? I’ll take a watermelon shot, hold the vodka.