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To: SamuraiScot
re: So I guess Dold is trying to get a big contribution from the baby-killers. Reminds me of the punchline of that lawyer joke—the one that explains why lawyers, rather than rats, are increasingly being used in scientific experiments: "And the main reason is, there are some things rats just won't do.")))

There are two punchlines to that joke.

2) And we kept having problems with the technicians getting emotionally attached to the rats.

6 posted on 05/25/2012 6:18:46 AM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: Mamzelle
There are two punchlines to that joke.

2) And we kept having problems with the technicians getting emotionally attached to the rats.

Thanks for bringing that up. I just didn't want to overload people. And since jokes always go in threes, there's one more—I think it's first in the order of delivery:

There are so many lawyers, we'll never run out of them.

20 posted on 05/26/2012 11:34:58 AM PDT by SamuraiScot
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