Posted on 05/25/2012 5:35:08 AM PDT by IbJensen
I think over the years we have had several threads on Favorite Lawyer jokes.
All time fave: A lawyer and his only child took a hike in the woods, only to encounter a mountain lion. The lawyer started to run, and his only child said to him, "Why are you running? We can't outrun a mountain lion?" And the lawyer says wisely, "I don't have to outrun the mountain lion."
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