Lizzie, it is bad form to place the blame for your lies onto the shoulders of your mother. You knowingly misrepresented yourself, admit it.
I kinda hope she pulls it off. You see, “Lenhart” is a variation of “Lionheart”. Therefore I am descended from Kings ;) Add that to my distant Indian heritage. I will therefore be able to not only exert claim over American land, but rule it!
At least according to liberal logic....