Planned Parenthood celebrates ‘National Masturbation Month’

Life Site News ^ | May 21, 2012 | KAthLEEN GILBERT

[equaviator]

I’ve had dreams where I was having great sex with a girlfriend (past, present or future) but I’ve never had a dream where anybody was masturbating.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”On a unrelated note monitor cleaning spray is on sale at Best Buy this week”<

It's on the shelf between the Hand Lotion and the Vaseline Petroleum Jelly.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

And remember: it’s only pontificating when the Pope does it.

[tacticalogic]

Maybe one of these rocket surgeons can explain how masturbating for a month is supposed to help someone plan for being a parent.

[Sirius Lee]

Maybe one of these rocket surgeons can explain how masturbating for a month is supposed to help someone plan for being a parent.

Gives them more time to plan. Can I get a high five *splick*

[chuck_the_tv_out]

In case anyone was not clear that this is an agenda-driven organization and that agenda is to have fewer Americans in a world where numbers are increasingly important.

[wetgundog]

Well, I’ll be jacked!!!!

[central_va]

This will stop all of this nonsense dead in its tracks...

[crosshairs]

Isn’t that every month for married men?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I know a cat named Way Out Willie
He’s got a groovy little chick named Rockin’ Millie
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand job too

/ G - - - / / C7 - - - / G - - - /

Papa told Willie, you’ll ruin my home
You and that hand job have got to go
Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
They’re doin’ that hand job all over town

Hand job, hand job, hand job, doin’ that crazy hand job

/ C7 - G - D7 C7 G - /

Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe
He’s doin’ that hand job with sister Flo
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said, do that hand job one more time

The doctor and the lawyer and the Indian chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Way Out Willie gave ‘em all a treat
When he did that hand job with his feet / Hand job...

Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie Junior, and a-that ain’t all
You know, the baby got famous in his crib, you see
Doin’ that hand job on TV / Hand job...

[Gator113]

Sick...

[Jeff Chandler]

[Sacajaweau]

So they’re opening an additional clinic for all the folks that go blind??

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

As someone who now has to wear these, I should have listenedd to Mom. lol

[Mr. K]

Only a month?

I usually celebrate it annually for a year

[70times7]

[Talisker]

This will stop all of this nonsense dead in its tracks...

ROFL! Best Post Award!

[P-Marlowe]

Why not just attach electrodes to the relevant nerve points, and trigger the response over and over until either the batteries go dead, or the subject collapses of nervous prostration.

When I was in Law School we did a tour of the coroner's office and morgue and they had a slide show presentation which basically should have been titled: "1001 Ways to Die While Masturbating".

[equaviator]

[xzins]

A few embarrassed families....is that what you’re saying?