” The study is STUPID. “
Hmmm - I don’t see anything like what you’re asserting anywhere in the article —
The thrust of the article, and the study, is that people who do the things you mention *with* coffee have a statistically better chance of living longer than people that do them *without*....
“The explanation for the study findings “might not be the coffee” Fisher says. “It might be some characteristic of the coffee drinker”.”