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To: Leep
Probably, if they created a show simular to The Andy Griffith Show.

Just call it, "CSI: Mayberry"

34 posted on 05/14/2012 11:33:34 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: dfwgator
"CSI: Mayberry"

I wish I had the imagination to do your brilliant idea justice.

Barney: Andy, I'm arresting Aunt Bea.

Andy: Now Barney, what ever would make you say a thing like that?

Barney: Somebody stole an blueberry pie from the Women's Auxiliary table at the fire house social, and Aunt Bea's fingerprints were all over the pie tin I found outside of the window...I figure she must had reached in and grabbed it. Just a' grabbed it like nobody's business.

Andy: Well - did it ever occur to you that maybe she was the one that baked the pie?

Barney: *embarrassed silence*

Andy: And how did you get Aunt Bea's fingerprints anyway? You don't mean to tell me....

98 posted on 05/14/2012 3:39:51 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (When we cease to be good we'll cease to be great. Be for Goode.)
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