I have compose this litte biological descrtipion of man and woman life.. If its too much and its offending, I apologize.
See here’s the story. One time long, long, long ago, God decided to create a man and woman. First, he created a man with a special add-on call it a snake, then decided to create opposite calling a woman, with a flush lights and bush.
One day snake saw the bush, and was happy and saw flush lights and said - hmmm let me check this out, so he went to bush and went through tunnel and saw something he didn’t know and released his seed. And woof, Baraboo, abloom, 9 months later you have beautiful baby.
Now for homosexuals, and homolesbestos, playing ping pong with private parts , nothing happens.
I hope this simple explanation of nature is nice and doesn’t offend anyone. Truth is truth, though.
[Romanian native > ESL]