Irish might be marginally better. We knew a woman who born in the Bronx to an Irish born father. She filed for Irish citizenship because that would allow her children to petition for Irish citizenship. She used to work in a nursing home in Concord.
We told her, when her time came, her kids were going to abandon her in Shannon Airport with her passport pinned to her blouse.
“We told her, when her time came, her kids were going to abandon her in Shannon Airport with her passport pinned to her blouse.”
Ha! What about that, Mom?