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Legal to Kill Bigfoot in Texas
Cryptomundo ^ | 05/04/2012 | Loren Coleman

Posted on 05/08/2012 11:15:20 AM PDT by Sic Parvis Magna

A man named John Lloyd wrote to the Texas Parks and Wildlife about killing Bigfoot, and got a response, which said in part:

'An exotic animal is an animal that is non-indigenous to Texas. Unless the exotic is an endangered species then exotics may be hunted on private property with landowner consent. A hunting license is required. This does not include the dangerous wild animals that have been held in captivity and released for the purpose of hunting, which is commonly referred to as a “canned hunt”.'

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bigfoot; cryptozoology; texas
Well ladies and gents looks like Bigfoot's Texas days are numbered.
1 posted on 05/08/2012 11:15:28 AM PDT by Sic Parvis Magna
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To: Sic Parvis Magna; humblegunner; Eaker

Might wanna put away the sasquach costume this Halloween.


2 posted on 05/08/2012 11:17:38 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

Assume that includes wookies too?


3 posted on 05/08/2012 11:26:36 AM PDT by kevcol
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

I know someone who is a pain and wears size 14’s. Texas is a half-hour away. Time for an office road trip!


4 posted on 05/08/2012 11:30:00 AM PDT by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: kevcol

Wookies can live, but I’m pretty sure Ewoks qualify as pests and should be treated accordingly.


5 posted on 05/08/2012 11:32:05 AM PDT by Sic Parvis Magna
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

What is the limit?


6 posted on 05/08/2012 11:34:52 AM PDT by razorback-bert (Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.)
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To: kevcol
"Assume that includes wookies too?"

So, when your door gets kicked in at 2:00AM, you'll know it's the Secret Service...

LMAO!!!!

;^\

7 posted on 05/08/2012 11:34:58 AM PDT by Gargantua ("All men ARE 'created' equal--but 21 years later... well, 'nuff said...")
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

okay, cause I know of one in D.C. who might be showing up in TX at some election “rallys” this summer.


8 posted on 05/08/2012 11:35:44 AM PDT by kevcol
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

9 posted on 05/08/2012 11:37:35 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: razorback-bert

No limit on ewoks.


10 posted on 05/08/2012 11:38:41 AM PDT by Sic Parvis Magna
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

If in fact Bigfoot does live in Texas, it is an indigenous species, not an exotic. Nobody shipped it in; it got there of its own accord.

I understand that they are a protected species in a number of states. Apparently Texas ain’t one of ‘em. I wouldn’t want to be the first to drag a dead one I shot into the Fish & Game Commission, though!


11 posted on 05/08/2012 11:50:31 AM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

Does it taste like chicken?


12 posted on 05/08/2012 11:59:44 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

Sounds like a lot of government double-talk. Why didn’t they just say “Yes” or “No”??

That response sounds like New Jersey talking - not Texas.


13 posted on 05/08/2012 12:00:38 PM PDT by ZULU (Non Nobis Domine Non Nobis Sed Nomini Tuo Da Gloriam.)
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To: Sic Parvis Magna
"No limit on ewoks."

.................What you say?!

14 posted on 05/08/2012 12:00:56 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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To: JimRed
Nobody shipped it in; it got there of its own accord.

I heard coyotes brought it across the border.

15 posted on 05/08/2012 12:04:51 PM PDT by bgill
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

So you can kill a vastly more endangered bigfoot (if it exists) but you can’t shoot a plentiful African Ibex that has a bum leg?

Upside Down we are!!!


16 posted on 05/08/2012 12:42:23 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

Killing sasquach.
If you think the Trayvon/Zimmerthing is out of control, wait until some local Bubba brings one in to his local taxidermist.
The tree huggers, whale lovers, EPA, Forest Service and dept of interior come out in force.


17 posted on 05/08/2012 12:42:35 PM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: Sic Parvis Magna

Sadly, I believe somebody NEEDS to shoot and kill a Bigfoot. Maybe it is a remnant of Homo Giganticus or some unknown branch of humanity, but the game has gone on too long.

People have argued the existence of this mystery for centuries. The lack of real physical evidence about them is astounding, when compared with thousands of sightings since at least the 1800s. Enough with the speculation.

The only way to prove their existence, definitively, is to either drag a dead one into a college medical lab (I don’t trust the feds with anything!) or else have one sit down to tea and submit to a physical.


18 posted on 05/08/2012 1:22:07 PM PDT by DNME (A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright. — Robert Heinlein)
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To: DNME
The only way to prove their existence, definitively, is to ..... have one sit down to tea and submit to a physical.

OK, I've got one lapping up a cup of tea in my office, can you come over and do the physical now? ;-)


19 posted on 05/08/2012 2:51:10 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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