[hummingbird]

“When ever these guys are called upon to testify,
the women in the court should flash their tits
at them and every one else should act like it’s
not happening.

Judge: What? She flashed you? Don’t be ridiculous!
Another out burst like that and you will be restrained
by topless Bailiffs.”

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Sweet.....the defendants will spontaneously combust.

[Eleutheria5]

Or they could just come in in khaki military tee-shirts and have a glass of water handy, to pour on the tee-shirts. If you’re going to have a circus, do it right.