Posted on 04/29/2012 3:33:59 PM PDT by null and void
the featured item on the menu was dog ... jokes -- which figured, since Barack Obama's old admission to eating dog as a child was just recently revived as a campaign sideshow. "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are rib eye and seeing eye," cracked comedian Jimmy Kimmel, the evening's host. But even Kimmel got a taste that it's tough to work a room better than the Obama himself.
The president touched on Sarah Palin's recent hosting of "Today" to segue into the night's toughest line: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious."
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A few years back before the Olympic Games in Athens, they had a wild dog problem there. They rounded up some 20,000 dogs I think, I believe they shipped some of them to Asia.
Also the other big thing being eaten there are cats, they sell live cats in the open markets there to be slaughtered for food.
I can’t decide which is worse to contemplate.
We watched about 1 minute of Kimmel’s routine on TV. Then I could not take it anymore. His delivery was horrendous. One would think that a professional comedian would know better than to stand there and read his jokes.
No one dares beat The King at any game.
Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)
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