[drew]

Seriously; his husband? No matter how much you parse it, it just sounds ridiculous

[Secret Agent Man]

More like his “male penis cozy”.

[xrmusn]

No matter how much you parse it, it just sounds ridiculous
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Yes, it certainly calls for a ‘double take’.
I had to reread to make sure my ‘lyin eyes’ didn’t really see a male name attached to the first freak.

[heartwood]

I hate their stealing the words “husband” and “wife” more than I hate their wanting to be married.

I suggest the words “gouse” and “louse” instead.