Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: chooseascreennamepat; RitaOK; xzins; blue-duncan; Alamo-Girl; betty boop; wmfights; ...
I make spelling/grammar errors too but when offered a tool to reduce them, I take it.

Here is a poem dedicated to your "TOOL".

Ode the the Spell Chequer

Prays the Lord for the spelling chequer
That came with our pea sea!
Mecca mistake and it puts you rite
Its so easy to ewes, you sea.

I never used to no, was it e before eye?
(Four sometimes its eye before e.)
But now I've discovered the quay to success
It's as simple as won, too, free!

Sew watt if you lose a letter or two,
The whirled won't come two an end!
Can't you sea? It's as plane as the knows on yore face
S. Chequer's my very best friend

I've always had trubble with letters that double
"Is it one or to S's?" I'd wine
But now, as I've tolled you this chequer is grate
And its hi thyme you got won, like mine.

.

Before I retired, I was in a position to hire people. I read their resumes, and if I found one spelling error, they were automatically put in the “do not hire” pile.

What if the company they used to work for was a deliberate misspelling of some word?

If you choose to expose your laziness and ignorance for the world to see, more power to you.

LOL!

Lighten up. This thread has been hijacked!

NEEENER NEENER NEENER

{!}

N3

62 posted on 04/28/2012 10:52:45 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Virgil Goode! Because everyone else is Bad!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 61 | View Replies ]


To: P-Marlowe

lol. Priorities are often not what they should be. Great poem, PM.


66 posted on 04/28/2012 4:03:24 PM PDT by Dr. Eckleburg ("I don't think they want my respect; I think they want my submission." - Flemming Rose)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson