Wow....where to begin....
Of course, I suspect since its un-Islamic for women to enjoy sex, most of the husbands wouldn’t notice any difference anyway.
Achmed: Jalil, I am sorry to hear of Fatima’s passing.
Jalil: Thank you, sidi.
Achmed: Did you have Farewell relations?
Jalil: I did.
Achmed: What was it like?
Jalil: Much quieter. She couldn’t say what she usually said when we were locked in celestial union.
Achmed: And what was that?
Jalil: When are you going to paint the ceiling?