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To: Lorianne

Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......


4 posted on 04/26/2012 7:49:53 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“you’ll do that ...over my dead body!”


7 posted on 04/26/2012 7:51:02 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Hey, once the women have their clitorectomies, how can THEY tell the difference?


14 posted on 04/26/2012 7:53:16 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead. . . .”


16 posted on 04/26/2012 7:54:38 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

43 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:48 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

How can you tell the difference between a dead Egyptian wife and one that is still alive?

The dead wife gets more respect.
The dead wife does not feel it when she is beaten.
The dead wife is as cold hearted as her husband.

53 posted on 04/26/2012 8:09:41 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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